In the process of being dumped... I said, "But what about the birthday card you sent (two weeks ago) telling me how much you love me and need me and how we should start planning our future together?" Her response, "Well, that's how I felt that day." Several months later, I thought, "Wow, that woman was nuts!" I was a little slow.

yikes ex's my last ex was a total loon.....made me wonder which mental ward she escaped from

being a jerk in relationships has little to nothing to do with being mentally ill

The lease she owes you is a days notice, that you are in an open relationship....that way u have time to line something up for when she leaves town!

After break up... We broke up due to her desire to go to back to school and she was sure she would not be able to handle school commitments and a girlfriend. She says - Since you live closer to the train, would it be possible to still stay at your place during the week. This way you can drop me off and pick me up at the train station on your way to/from work and I will have more time to study for my classes. I Think - So you want me to put your needs in front of my needs when you just told me you needed to put your needs in front of our relationship. I don't think so!

One (of many) stands out: My ex wanted me to relocate with her, but I would not because I feared violating a custody agreement and losing my baby. She said, "You know, fly, you are young--you can have more ." That was pretty much our last conversation as a couple.

A few hours after first date phone rings I just got home from the police station, my car was stolen after I dropped you off and got gas--if you had let me come in it wouldn't have happened. And lots of other nutty statements--thankfully she has not ed me since labor day weekend when she invited me to her boat. I asked her "wouldn't that be disrespectful to the woman you are dating?" I can't tell you how many times I have told her that a relationship with her is not good for me. She says it is good for her so why am I having a problem.

After an odd and heartwrenching run with someone who turned out to be somewhat of a liar - and who also turned out to have a girlfriend she'd neglected to tell me about - we had a breakup, instigated by me, and a request from me for no contact. Then she walked up to me at work and asked me out to dinner. And seemed surprised when I said no.

i like this one.

It wouldn't have been so bad if... a) I spoke the language with that was recognizable to anybody but myself; b) didn't mind no running water, since I couldn't afford to live anywhere but a thatched hut; c) was able to make a living to pay for said hut; or d) didn't mind co-habitating with chickens (besides giving free eggs, they eat the roaches you know?)and the occasional pig :)

Maybe it was turkey's then, she had those too. It's a really sad place for a lot of people and most animals, too. I found it too depressing.

between me & my sweetie me, feeling really insecure: "surely there's a point where if I got really overweight, like couldn't leave my bed overweight, that you'd break up with me." her reply: "If you ever got so fat that you couldn't leave your bed, I would bring you buckets of chicken."

hahaha