I'm in! See y'all there...

sniff, sniff I want to live in Portland

No you don't, Portland sucks! (at least that's what we tell out of towners - it's actually pretty awesome here.)

3 words: cheap Southwest flights. Heh. Yeah, no, landonewts is right, it's terrible here. Earthquakes. Volcanoes. It rains ash and frogs. And then it just rains. Yep.

Don't forget the roaming packs of yuppies with strollers and cell phones... oh, wait. That part is true! Hey, are "yuppies" even a potent cliche any more? What would be the annoying 21st-century equivalent?

lesbians

Raincheck. Check! Anytime. Safe travels.

Do you have goats yet?

someday, someday gardens and goats don't mix well and i don't have room for both!

why buy when you can rent?

my little sister had a pet goat named billy (shocker) he was a billy goat. She had him for like x years and adored him, he acted just like a dog. He never had his horns come in so he was harmless.

Llamas!

alarm a llama!