If I said you have a nice rack would you hold it against me?

No

ba dump

I do like my bike rack It holds both my mountain and road bikes very nicely, and lets me keep them inside the apartment.

Keep workin' on that sense of humor thing, kid. You got potential.

I'll let you know if I make any progress.

Depends who you were.

Let's say I was a guy staring at your breasts

Am I sitting outside a coffee shop or am I swirling around on a stripper pole?

You choose

that's pretty good, did you just think that up?

ummm.... no.