A real WTF kinda moment! My wife has a huge group of friends and they do this thing ed first thursday. The first thursday of every month the rent out the back room of this Italian restaurant and they put out this big spread and whoever can show up comes and its a big party. Well its a real old school kinda place and anyone who lives in Chicago can attest. The bathroom is tiny and out dated. I'm sure because their "connections" they haven't been forced to remodel and make it handicap accessible. So instead of separate urinals, it has this small trough that guys stand around and piss. So I'm standing in there taking a piss and this guy Billy comes in. I kinda scoot over to make room. But billy is like 6'5" and built like a linebacker. So ultimately we are shoulder to shoulder (or more like shoulder to hip as I'm only 5'7") pissing. I can't help but notice that Billy whips out an ENORMOUS flaccid cock. This thing has to be 8-9" and as wide as a small wrist. At the same time he strikes up a conversation. "So your married to Josie,rigth?" "Yep" Isay just trying to look straight ahead. "Oh, man you got lucky," he said as he farted. "Great girl." "Oh yeah, she's the best," I said awkwardly "We had some great times back in the day," she laughed as his piss was splashing off the back of the trough and spraying me a bit. So as we were walking home i told her I met an old friend Billy. she just laughed and said, "oh what a character! He's a little out there but he's harmless." In my head I was thinking that he could probably do quite a bit of harm. I did ask if they were more than friends but i was dying to find out.

best to let sleeping dogs lie Don't push the issue. People have ex's. it's a fact of life, this one happens to be an asshole.

unless it turns him on to hear about it

I may be wrong but... Im pretty sure the OP is mildly into SPH and enjoys the idea of his wife being fucked my a hung man. If Im wrong I apologize.

Yeah, I thought so too!

ahh, I see I thought OP was getting bummed on the whole deal, after re reading I stand corrected.

i suspect seeing Billy's big flaccid pissing cock, gave him a semi of not a full stiffy ;).

lol i didn't get a stiffy while i was pissing but i certainly was thinking about him slowly sliding it in while i went down on her when we got home :)

very hot... the piss splashing up on you was a nice touch btw ;).

yeah except I had to wash my hands all the way up to my elbows. Yuch!

ya LOL i bet it's just when reading... that extra touch of humiliation to give the story the edge it needs.

cuckold situation maybe?

wannabe... and i don't mean that as an insult. Just that I think she isn't quite there yet... but his fantasies are.

no offense taken She's not quite ready but she LOVES the attention and pics that flood her in box.

that's very sexy... I think time is always needed when kinks are are extreme as this one. Personally I adore it but still caution taking your time. And besides, sounds like the whole process is crazy hot. Does she still let you fuck her?

yeah she does but it only last for about five mins and I can tell she's bored. I spend about x mins fucking her and about x mins going down on her. She did get me a nice little hollowed out strap on that we use at her request. I get so rock hard in it because when i put the strap on in she comes on about the xth stroke. its amazing.

Oooh i love the hollow dildos... but you know i find it over hotter when a man with a small cock weard a regular starp on and his little dick just kinda flies around while he fucks. Kinda reiterates that his pleasure is totally secondary ;). Well done on your wife, sounds sooo fun!

that sounds hot but i'm not sure it would work. I get totally hard as soon as she put the harness on me that there's not much flopping