do you have an anvil in your emergency kit? if not, a heavy bottle of vodka will be a fine substitute for an anchor.

of course i have an anvil i also have children that i can use as anchors

children are better, they have teeth & nails that can grab onto trees if you're flying around. anvils just sit around. anvils are assholes.

don't make me google anvil tell me what it is. It is Educational Friday.

its not

where you at, exactly? i mean, today.

your blow is going to blow everywhere! careful!