Funny thoughts for the forum 1. Found a local professional escort that will take my virginity, can anybody loan me the money until I get my tax return next week. 2. Still attracted to the sexy thing at work with the hot boots. Wonder what they would feel like rubbing on my balls. 3. Found out that the sexy thing at work with the hot boots' husband won't let her even go see a movie with me. This happened back in June, but she told me it was because he wanted to see the Dark Knight with her. Now it turns out he just doesn't want her to hang out with men by herself period. 4. Did I anger anybody with these thoughts?

anger why anger

Not sure Just thought it would stir up some conversation.

My balls as a subject matter Since I did breech the subject of my "boys" I will list a few things in case there are further questions. 1. One down the middle the other to the left. 2. They get tingly and warm when I am horny. 3. They get tingly and warm when I am awake. 4. Forget it, they are tingly and warm all the time. 5. To the walls. 6. Checked every so often for lumps. 7. When I go commando I have often sat on them. They don't like commando.