i'm going to die of celibacy if this is my future dating pool: pittsburgh..org//

slim pickins... but better than all of the bisexuals who post on the dallas listing.

what's wrong with bisexuals?

not a thing just not what i'm seeking.

i'm not convinced... even a bi or two might make me feel like Pittsburgh isn't the straightest city ever...

this was the best one: rick james meets abba's dancing queen.... i saw you from afar... those handcuffs caused stirrings in my lower regions. i'd snort coke off YOUR handmirror any day. rick james and maryjane i await your heated response...

if by 'best' you mean 'worst'...

No, your future dating pool is scarier than that Pittsburgh locals are way colorful. I've never seen so many hard/butch women wearing eye-liner and mascara. Socialize with other university students, and you will find someone. Every time I go to a bar in Pgh, the only non-scary women are the ones who are only in town for school.

sounds like guadalajara the only cute butch i saw there, (sans eye makeup & frizzy perm) turned out to be visiting from the PacNW.....

anyone need a house girl? pittsburgh..org//***.html alas, she doesn't sound like what i'd be looking for, and apparently i'd have to find a gf before i could hire her. bummer.

how do you like this one from seattle? seattle..org//***.html ummmmm, yeah, dykes live for this shit

What if the husband comes home early one day, meets the stand-in, and they start an affair!

whoa, we've got the premise for a porn flick! we can recruit on for our 'stars', some of the videographers on the forum can handle the taping and editing, and i'll gladly collect all the profits...

this just gets better and better. reality porn. It'll be like the paris hilton video, but with better acting.