is everyone vacationing or shopping right now hasn't been busy in here... I need funnies to entertain me whilst I search for job postings!!

We're sorry, the entertainment committee will first week in January. As far as your job search goes, personally, I'd give it a rest until next week and realistlly, probably until the first week in January. Who hires in the week between Xmas and New Year's? Let alone schedule interviews. Finally, try Indeed.com, you may find some jobs there that aren't posted elsewhere. Happy holidays and good luck in your job search.